When i was in the womb, my mom and dad would talk to me and say things like, "Jack, come on out, I know it is hot in there" so, now I am out and it is 100 degrees out here. It was 2 degrees cooler tucked inside my mom's belly and the humidity wasn't much different either. I hope my parents don't continue to lie to me in order to coerce me into doing things. I am already hip to the fact that no fairy princess is gonna give me a buck to yank a loose tooth from my gum line. I would rather them say, "Jack, if you don't pull that tooth, all of your other teeth are going to be jumbled up in your mouth and when you smile it will look like your mouth has a built in bottle opener." Though the opener might come in handy, I want some pearly whites, that is half the reason I am gulping down all of this breastmilk--crazy calcium! Anyway, stay cool...I know I won't.
Jackson
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Jack, you should get your folks to move out here with us! Sunny and 65for the past several days.. ahh.. heaven! Seriously, we are sad that we left town without meeting you - hope to fix that one day. Best of luck at the coast - I know you will enjoy some bike rides!
Tanya and Michael
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